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Post by Genivive on Feb 2, 2010 17:32:52 GMT -5
Genivive fringed, yet grinned for the upcoming of her first day for her advanced class. She had already given them pre-class homework to see what they knew. She had posted that homework up in the hallway. That was like Christmas for me, all the older kids were whining all week. AHHHHHHHHHHH! She was so excited for the groans and whines, but scared of the scattered ages.
What if they start to get into a fight on smartness or something? What if the wands come out in that fight, OH MERLIN! Oh, I know I could just bring in that Walto kid I have to annoy them to death. Hahahaha! "It’s 8:30 am, only a half an hour until my class. I can't wait until I give them their actual assignment. It will be so much harder than before. Oh, it just gives me butterflies." She sat there rambling on to her owl Frau P.
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Post by Genivive on Feb 5, 2010 16:51:56 GMT -5
"The bell rang, yes time for class." The kids start to pour in! Genivive has a huge smile on her face! She greats each child as they walk in! Most of the children say "hi" or "nice to meet you", but one child said..." Oh my gosh, are you going to be one of those suck up teachers!" Oh, I can't wait to start this class!
As Genivive did with all of the rest of her classes she introduced herself then let the kids introduce themselves and show the class a spell they know or a fact! Some kids stood up and spoke with excitement others with boredom. Now it was time for her to teach!
"Hello class, we will be starting out with one of the most important lesson you will learn, using magic to hurt others just for fun! Now this may not seem to be much of a History of Magic lesson but don't be alarmed! Many young wizards such as your ages have used magic to make fun of others. Now can I see a show of hands of people who may have committed this?" No one raised their hand! "Now, will everyone please drink the drink in front of you...don't worry it is my special kool-aid!"I figured I would need this today...it's Veritaserum! Then as soon as everyone drank, almost everyone in the class raised their hand!
"Now see! Many wizards have been committing this crime for many centuries now! Magic should be used for good not bad! This is the rule the entire school is trying to teach all of you youngsters! This school wants every single one of you to grow up successful wizards and not end up like.......that's enough for today your homework is posted in the back!"
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Post by Abby on Feb 5, 2010 21:31:40 GMT -5
“Excuse me Ms. Ritzwald, I have a very important question. Well since we already met I don't have to introduce myself. Or do I? Nah. "You remember me right? Abby Taylor..... Well I heard a rumor from a first year.... not saying any names, but the unknown first year said that you might have anger management issues."
"Is that true? If it is I completely understand. I mean I have been around some pretty angry people. But if you do need some counseling my aunt offers very helpful anger management classes.... This is awkward. Oh, did I ever tell you that History is so great?" I hope she doesn't think I am a lunatic.
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Post by Angie on Feb 21, 2010 14:25:56 GMT -5
Angie just found out that Miss. Ritzwald has anger management issues. This ought to be loads of fun. Angie looked at the class for anyone she knew, she found no one. Where is Throgmorton? He should be here! I don't want to be all alone in this boring class. I guess I could mess with the other students, but I really don't want to go see Professor Carrey this early in the school year. Speaking of Carrey, why is she considered a professor? She doesn't teach anything...
"Miss. Ritzwald, just so you know, if you do have anger management issues, I'm here for you." Angie said with a sarcastic tone and crooked smile. "Really, anything, any time, I'm here." And ready to mock you for it.
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Post by Sive on Feb 22, 2010 15:52:04 GMT -5
I give Alexa permission to God-Mod Sive in this next post.
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Post by Throgmorten on Feb 22, 2010 17:47:24 GMT -5
Throgmorten walked hazily down the hallway towards Professor Ritzwald's room. I was almost there, almost to my dorm, until that stupid Professor Carrey caught me. Now I have to go to Professor Ritzwierd's class. She is probably talking about how 'Stupify' was established or something. I swear all of the teachers in this school think we are completely brainless.
Throgmorten then trodden into Professor Ritzwald's room as if he was a prince. "Ya, ya, ya, save the speech for a first year, I am here only because Professor Carrey obligated me to!" He said arrogantly. "Let's get on with it, start lecturing us about this witless crap!" I know that I most likely know about all this puerile crap! "Oh, and I heard you have anger issues...is that true?" It has to be, just the way she looked at me spelt out anger issues. OH...NO, it's that Angie girl!
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Post by Genivive on Feb 24, 2010 16:40:22 GMT -5
"WHAT IS WITH ALL OF YOU CHILDREN THINKING I HAVE ANGER ISSUES? I DO NOT HAVE FRIGGIN ANGER ISSUES! I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD ABOUT THIS ANGER ISSUE I HAVE EVER AGAIN!" Genivive screamed.
"Now Throgmorten, why don't you take a seat right next to Angie, and I will grab you a book. Then we will start on today's lesson on Ancient Egyptian wizards and spells." Genivive squeaked in a high voice, trying to be as polite as possible. Genivive then stepped into her office to get herself together. When she came out she saw that everyone in the class was as quiet as possible with their hands crossed...she knew something was up!
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Post by Abby on Mar 3, 2010 16:43:32 GMT -5
"Ms Ritzwald?." Abby said weary, while she was raising her hand. "If you don't have anger management issues, then why do you keep yelling at us?" Abby thought very long and hard about this lingering topic that everybody was talking about. " Well i guess that doesn't matter now."
She said with a sly grin. "All that matters is that you are our teacher! And you are the best! I was lying through my teeth hoping they wouldnt rot and fall out with all the lies that I have told people before. "You know Ms. Ritzwald I once heard that if you lie so much that all your teeth will fall out. Isn't that interesting?"
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Post by Throgmorten on Mar 3, 2010 18:06:14 GMT -5
All of these children are just dazed and obnoxious. Who Merlin cares that your teeth fall out when you lie...that only happens when you cast a spell on them. Believe me, I have done it before, but I know no one who lost their teeth when lieying. I have a feeling that the little Abby girl, plus this Angie girl staring right at me are going to be on my list!
The whole class had been quiet because Throgmorten had cast a spell on Ms. Ritzwald. She is just as dazed as all the little dim watts in this class. Surprisingly, they all stayed quiet when she came out of the room. She has no idea I put the Blow-up spell on her. She is just standing there blowing up, turning into some kind of gullible animal. Then the whole class starts bursting out laughing, Ms. Ritzwald just stood there dumbfounded. Why Merlin am I still calling her Ms. Ritzwald, I call all the rest of my teachers their actual names. I will have fun with Genivive! I think I am going to go commpliment on her new weight loss! Hahahahahahaha! Throgmorten then got out of his chair abruptly and headed towards Genivive!
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Post by Genivive on Mar 3, 2010 18:15:58 GMT -5
Why Merlin are all of these children laughing. "Shut up all of you stupid children! What Merlin are you laughing at! If you don't tell me this moment what the MERLIN you are talking about all of you will have detention for a week!"
Oh Merlin, now they are going to think that I have super anger issues, I am not even sure why they think I have anger issues in the first place. I think I need to go to the gym, I am feeling a little heavier today! She then started jumping up and down to check her weight. At that moment the new kid Throgmorten got up and started walking towards her.
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